Dan James

The act of diving and flopping around because you are weak

Oh no Lew has gone full Dan James again

by HarryLFC52 November 4, 2019

Dan Brown

A overweight Aerospace worker who thinks he is the best, but only does tool marks and scratches. And likes to tell on people.

Leave it to Dan Brown, he has the sand paper.

by Thinker1967 May 25, 2022

dan

guy with big juicy butt

Wow he's such a dan look how round his butt is

by jellybeanbigbuttons April 27, 2023

Dan marino

You start hard then just fuck it up and leave it smelling like fish

I just dan marino your mom

by Jacob marino October 16, 2018

Dan-Haikal

Dan-Haikal is the realest Nigga on earth fr fr, whos that nigga walking with a schlong? That must be the one and only Haikal.
Guy1: Whos that with all these girls?

Guy 2:Oh yeah thats Dan-Haikal with his E-girls
Guy 1: man i'm jealous i want a big titty cosplay gf...

Scream Dan-Haikal if you see someone with big thighs and big tits beautiful faxe and a wonderful personality

by EMIYA Negro the real August 29, 2022

Derpy Dan

Someone who refers to outdated references or information that is no longer funny.

Derpy Dan can also refer to a person or persons that make statements or jokes about an event that is untrue, or that did not occur.

Person 1: Hey did you hear John talking about how the cops swatted his neighbors home because the husband was mad that his cheated?

Person 2: No, John is just a Derpy Dan, that is not what happened and he is just trying to make stuff up to get attention.

by WarpedAura June 19, 2022

Dan

Its a wonderful man with strict parents and angry issues

I saw Dan last friday

by jdjsbbebbr June 6, 2021