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valentines day 

The scrutinization of single people day.
Examples proving I am correct about Valentines day:
Hallmark
Godiva
Florists
Enough said.
valentines day by Xyrena June 13, 2007
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Division Day 

October 21, the date of Elliott Smith's death. "Division Day" is a euphemism for the day death strikes, with "division" being the splitting apart of body and soul.
"The moon stood up on the ridge
Looking down where the water shines
And a man looking over the bridge
Like he done so many times

"Thinking about how to stay out
Out of trouble's way
And flying to fall away from you all
It's over division day
Beautiful division day"
Division Day by drogepirja September 13, 2011

Pa'Choco Day 

Celebrated on February 15th, Pa’Choco day is the celebration of the cheapness of chocolate the day after the excessive celebration of the Hallmark holiday of Valentine's Day. Traditional festivities consist of buying chocolate in bulk on February 15 in order to give to others. Upon giving the chocolate is customary that the chocolate be shared with the giver, so that both of them can celebrate in a diabetic comatose.
Have you seen these Pa'Choco Day deals? Half price chocolate!
Pa'Choco Day by RJB1 February 14, 2008

National Clown day 

it’s everyday. Because you’re a clown. Did you get left on read by your crush? CLOWN. Did you get rejected? CLOWN. Did you wake up this morning? ofc because ur a mf CLOWN.
“i wonder when national clown day is??” it’s everyday Karen because you’re a clown.

National text a Jason day 

February 28 is happy national text a Jason day or however your Jayson spells it!!
Happy national text a Jason day!!

L’Manburg Day 

The day is November 16 and it is the day Pogtopia won back L’Manburg. Even though the server blew up.
“What’s today?”
“It’s L’Manburg day!”
“Oh really? POG!”