-1st base

Where you die before the girl evn knows you exist

Liam: dude I just got -1st base\
Tim: so that's why we're in heaven

by i'mtrumpandilovelasagna September 17, 2018

Agenda-based metrics

Facts and figures presented in a manner to force people to a specific conclusion vice forming their own opinion.

His agenda-based metrics don't allow you to consider any other possibilities!

by Shputz August 23, 2011

Based

A cringe word that online right wing virgins use to describe themselves. Essentially means they hate everyone who doesn't look like them and isn't straight or capitalist. It is the virgin's way of identifying other virgins online.

Virgin 1: "Based?"
Virgin 2: "Yes, I haven't showered in 7 days? How based is that??"
VIrgin 1: "Super based!"

by antiFascist161 July 21, 2024

Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.

Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!

by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019

Base coated

Painting a canvas all white

"she base coated the squishy"

by kittyfectiion November 17, 2023

Based

Being biased to the point you are a slave to your beliefs

Bro.. did you really just send me a PragerU video to prove your point? That shit is based as fuck

by Conservetard September 27, 2020

Based Musket Loader

When you take a ZYN, tear it open, and pour it down your urethra stamping it down like loading a musket.

Cigarettes don't do it for me anymore,. I've had to result to doing a based musket loader.

by Rblue September 5, 2025