The act of browsing local and global news web sites with the sole intention of finding something shocking, absurd, or intriguing to post to your social networking page.
Dang, dude, you posted some pretty sick stuff up on your page, I better lock down and do some intense News Booking tonight so i don't fall short on my Social Site Page Status.
by bxmith June 14, 2010

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Is not blonde but sexy asf. Has hella cake and really smart. Doesn't really care unless its his hair. Will touch ur dick, watch out. I love you.
Book
by Boopity's Books April 7, 2021

The best thing in the world. The reason I'm alive. The portal to my soul. The love of my life. The best, most underrated thing in the world. The mental portal to a better world. The purpose of letters. The most important thing to ever exist.
by the confused bish February 8, 2022
