full service wake up call

When your woman wakes up and sucks your morning wood...insists you cum in her mouth...then rings you out from behind the beans until your dry and then goes to work..

She grabbed my morning wood and gave me a full service wake up call....mmm.

by Raw ghost rider November 2, 2023

chunk up the duece

v.:to fight another person. square off with an opponent.

"Lil homeboy's tryna chunk up the duece with me, hell nah"

by J-Thizz May 14, 2008

fire 'em up

To sleep. To go to bed. To be extremely bored.

1. I'm tired and I'm ready to go fire 'em up!

2. I was firing 'em up in class because the teacher was so boring!

by SithlordDarthRPG December 5, 2003

3 Fingers Up

Means your madly inlove with bri 😼

Yes i have 3 fingers up im madly inlove with bri

by therealbrianna.xo April 7, 2022

You got me fucked up

Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"

- Hey, Jim, I think we've taken the wrong road again.
Jim: You got me fucked up. Not again.

by landekar March 9, 2019

fucked up like a football bat

Adjective. A phrase used to describe some one who is really screwed up personally and mentally.

John is "fucked up like a football bat."
That's "fucked up like a football bat."

by SamuraiJack January 19, 2008

up up down down left right left right b a start

A secret fraternal guide for masturbation dating back to ancient mesopotamia. Set forth by one of the first branches of warring tribes composed almost entirely of ten-year old children who were taught by intoxicated shaman that self-image was more important than education. They became the first nation of Nintendous, on the Island of Contraceptive.

Sometimes, before we went on a date, we would up up down down left right left right B A start.

by Jumpinjahosaphat January 12, 2007