don’t do anything i wouldn’t

Not to do something that person wouldn’t want you to:

don’t do anything I wouldn’t do, for example don’t go and cheat because I wouldn’t do that to you.

by Im the mapcom November 3, 2022

I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

This Is Not Even Hellstrom And I Killed I And The Chair Even Not Is This

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want TO DO Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want TO DO Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

<.7.9.7.6.>When I Do Not Want TO DO Something I Will Not Do It<.7.9.7.6>

by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

i felt like a redneck at a dead kennedys concert

A phrase used to describe feeling completely out of place, awkward, or like you don’t belong in a situation. Comes from the mental image of a stereotypical “redneck” showing up at a Dead Kennedys punk concert — a total cultural mismatch.

My friends took me to a vegan café, and I asked if they had bacon. i felt like a redneck at a Dead Kennedys concert

by nirvanaandassortedjellybeans August 29, 2025

Nothing I do or say

And my instructions were: Do it in such a way that nothing I could ever say could lead anything to interfere with the plan.

Hym "So nothing I do or say is going to lead you to get what you want. I know you are just sitting there waiting for something you can use against me. In the absence of your ability to use my own words against me, lie, and pretend is where I thrive. So, I made it the case. Now none of of that is going to affect what I do or what happens next."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

And NOW I DO Know

And there you have it fat bald Matt.

Hym "And now I DO know. There goes your ability to impose a vapid skepticism on me. I started writing in 2015 and became Hym in 2016 (if not right before). 2 ASYMMETRICAL LOOPS. And it only works because of the massive data set. And you are pretty openly doing the weaponized schizophrenia. So much so that Jordan Peterson is losing his license. One of your kids is dead if I don't get that money and after you imprison or kill me there is no way to guarantee other people in my situation won't follow suite immediately. The is no more room for doubt. No more reason to doubt. And really, no reason not to pay other than a petty obstinacy and a deranged desire to use me as a vehicle to validate your worldview and I'm not going to do it."

by Hym Iam May 20, 2025