School scissors

What Katie Hand uses to cut her pubes.

Don’t smell them school scissors. Katie’s had them

by Fax only November 13, 2020

School

For intelligent and well-educated people who want proper and family-friendly definition:

School is a place that can help people getting educated, even for intelligent people.

98% of definitions about school you see on UD are just hate-based definitions made by trolls, unintelligent and bad people.

by Ryan900USAYT December 13, 2022

Quakers Hill High School

One of the best places for a zombie apocalypse. Most people are braindead mindless zombie trendfollowers anyways who do anything in their power to treat people like shit. Homophobe, Transphobe and racism hotspot. If you’re mentally ill or queer i advise you escape as soon as possible because this school is worse then you think. RUN

Person 1: What high school did you go to
Person 2: Quakers Hill High School
Person 1: That sucks

by TryingToSurviveZombies April 9, 2023

2 school 4 cool

its too cool for school but too school for cool

Dude: Hey, I don't wanna be cool. I'm too school for that!
Other dude: So you're 2 school 4 cool?
Dude: Yup gotta get them A's!

by SpinFastGoEatAnA$$ June 6, 2018

Carmel Catholic High School

Catholic high school is mundy illinois. Really weird place. Nobody here “upholds the Carmel values”. Not even the teachers. I’m looking at the female English teachers at the end of the 100 hallway. I doubt more than 5 students can actually name all 5 or 7 of them values or whatever. The kids are really fake. Faker than any other school in the entire lake county. Shit spreads like wildfire here. Everyone is always up in everyone else’s business. Carmel is NOT a family and anyone who says that is a liar. You don’t bully and harass your family members like that dude. The only good thing about carmel is the athletics, the cafeteria food, and Father Christian. Best priest ever. But literally everything else at Carmel is ass. Even the hallways smell awful. And the boys 500 bathroom is even worse. Morelia is a fat ugly annoying slob and nobody has any idea where she gets off with an ego and attitude almost as big as her weight. Can she please learn to shut up. Don’t come here!

Things students at Carmel Catholic High School tend to say:
Why does the hallway smell like an ass bomb
Why is everyone here so annoying
Don’t go in the 500 bathroom, someone pooped in the urinal
“Did you hear *name* cheated on *name* with *name*” - 437 students and more twisted and fabricated each time
I hate coming here I wanna transfer
The hockey boys are the most annoying people I’ve ever encountered

by ccanonymous October 27, 2024

school

a shithole. it rips away any happiness, and forces you into depression. adults wonder why suicide is a problem, although they force us into 7 hours of pure stress and hell.

school freaking sucks.

by a piece of depression March 20, 2019

Manual High School

Where all the kids walk around the school looking like emos and transes. They mostly look at porn and jack off to the fine teachers, but the other half looks like they carry M-16s and Aks in their backpack.

Ted: See that homeless man on the road eating a chimichanga

Jerry:Yea, that’s Manual High School s best student
Ted:Didn’t he shoot up the school?
Jerry:Yea, still their best student

by slimshady53 October 12, 2021