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school is so interesting tbh. i mean ur probably not even going to read all of this but in my opinion, school sucks. okay yes it’s needed for educational purposes but like helloooooo teachers??? we have a life here just like you. i don’t get why homework is more important like- what’s gonna happen if one piece of paper that came from a tree somewhere in this 7billion people world, yet that specific paper with specific writing on it NEEDS to be written on, turned in, and correct. whatever i mean it’s cool to see friends and stuff and some classes are honestly super fun oh and projects too. otherwise nah.
school: make sure u have ur 50 assignments in each class done but tmrw morning!! :))

(how the teachers want us to react): ofc teachers!! it will be done by tonight! <3:))
by super cool unknown person🎅 February 2, 2022
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School aborior

A theoretical schooling system that would exist in theory in a society with no government intervention, were those who have enough money will not pay for schools to teach their children, but as a regular occurrences pay certified teachers to immediately graduate their students scoring near 100% on to be proven smarter easily.
Demetrius: How do you think schools would work without governments?
Costa: I believe there may be a lot of school aborior.
by YourLocalAnonymousPerson February 22, 2021
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Olds High School

Olds high school is best place to get addicted to nicotine. Located on the campus is the "blue shed". You can find all sorts of stoners and nicotine addicts there. The principle occasionally dresses as a teen to catch the said stoners and nicotine addicts. This doesn't stop them though.
"I got addicted to nicotine at Olds high school."
by Falling like a leaf October 20, 2021
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School

School means
Six
Cunt
Hours
Of
Our
Lives
D: school
E: yes it's a cunt
by Fancesca forest May 2, 2019
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School

Doesn't exist. Due to the 2020 outbreak of covid-19
Friend: I think I'm sick or something.
Me: bro! Get that fuck away from me you have the corona virus *runs away*
Friend: school sucks
by Funnyshiit April 4, 2020
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RSM Middle School

This place seems cool on the outside but sometimes it can become pretty dark. But if you did happen to vote for president vote for Pineapple.
Rsm middle school was such a gods school… sometimes
by Pineboy March 27, 2022
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School

1) Your local government indoctrination station that you are required to go to or you will be financially and socially penalized.

The place where you are taught useless information and propaganda to be "prepared" for "Real Life" which is complete bull because no matter how many times your told "you can do anything you want if you try hard enough" you still can't be a millionaire or that famous rockstar, even if you try some things simply cannot be done (unless of course you live in the fantasy world where knowing Shakespeare and how to write "the Sun was bright" in a fancy way is practical and beneficial for being a functional human being)

2) The best song written by Nirvana, showing up as the 4th song on their album "Bleach". Best performed live although the studio version is kickass too!
1) person one: ughh, school is such a nightmare, I'm given hours of homework learning useless things which will never benefit me later on in life, not to mention were all just guinea pigs being forced fed to use electronics and not think for ourselves. I swear if I hear "you can do anything" one more time I'm going to kms.

person two: omg what are you talking about, school is amazing, we learn many useful things to diversify our knowledge and to become practical citizens of our great nation, I'm studying to get a PhD in English so I can recite poems and make the world a better place.

person one: it's people like you that make life miserable, your useless degree in a useless is somehow going to make you hundreds of thousands of dollars as a tenure at some snob nose hippy college while I work in a factory and barely make enough to pay my rent.

2) My favorite Nirvana song is School because Kurt screams at the top of his lungs and plays his guitar like a man on heroin (hmm)
by SonicPunk August 9, 2021
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