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Some place where lunatics are sent to be educated in the arts of not being a lunatic. it has been proven in 2019 that it is a hoax and it has only worked 1% of the time, and it has also been proven that all that attend school have died in their

80-100's.
I sent my kid to school. I hope he does not die within a minute
by SCHOOOOOL May 22, 2019
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School

Hell. Complete and utter hell. You’re forced to listen to a bunch of satans that people call teachers droning on and on, you eat shit food that gives you poisoning, it resembles, seems like, and therefore is a prison. You spend all day sitting in a chair learning shit you’ll never use, you are often sent slavework which people fucking call homework. You wake up at 6 every morning to report there. And in the end it’s a ton of bullshit.
Karen: woah! What’s that giant prison over there?
Molly: oh, that’s school.
Karen: fuck I’m lucky I don’t go there.
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School brunch

If you go to a public school and on minimum days the district would combine lunch and nutrition and only give you 30 minutes
Dang it, I won’t be able to finish my thicc sandwich because i only have 30 minutes of school brunch
by Billiestansss May 26, 2019
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school

one group of girls that hate going down the smelly corridor and get scared everyone someone stairs at them, people play there loud music and stay in one spot so every time you walk past them it smells like SHIT

you hate being at school but are only there for your friends
oh yeah i go to that school ugh
by xdrawrrrr May 30, 2019
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SCHOOL IS FUCKING HELL
by HEHE I STOLE HER UWUS May 30, 2019
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westhoughton high school

Westhoughton High School is the place where all the year 11s look like middle aged men, until you get into year 11 and see that nearly all of your mates have the mental age of an undeveloped foetus. You'll most likely despise the majority of your teachers who's only aim is to make a living, and by the time you're in year 11 and your GCSE exams come around, your Maths will be your best mate. During your time in Westhoughton, you'll achieve a decent standard of education, unless you happen to join the 80% of students on hard drugs. In which case you are most likely fucked. Don't forget that you will miss the dinner ladies, so use your time wisely.
Friend1: "So, who are you gonna miss now that we've left Westhoughton High School?"

Friend2: "Gonna have to be the dinner lady ;("
by Aszthma May 30, 2019
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School

School is prison
by John thicc May 30, 2019
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