Shit

What everyone calls Crystal Meth on the streets, at least in Oregon. If someone asks if you’ve got any shit, they’re not being vague, they’re asking if you have methamphetamine.

Skinny stranger: hey ladies you got any shit?
Naive friend: yeah we’ve got lots of shit haha what are you looking for?
Skinny stranger: like a ball.
Naive friend: you’re looking for a ball? Idk try Target it’s been a while since I’ve had one of those!
Me: omg he means clear. No we’re fresh out sorry dude.
Naive friend: clear? I’m lost.
Me: yeah keep it that way.

by SpunfunwithDiana March 6, 2025

Rip shit

Very angry

The snow plow blocked me in after I had just dug myself out and I was rip shit.

by Lonemalt March 15, 2023

Shit Cunt

The worst of blokes, actual cockheads that you want to cave their heads in.

Jonothan Camilleri is an actual shit cunt

by Oaf oaf oaf November 28, 2017

MANDATORY SHIT MEME

It is to what every PEDOPHILE must do.

For punishment the MANDATORY SHIT MEME for each and every PEDOPHILE is the MANDATORY SHITEATER punishment and to GO IN DRY when necessary.

by DEFINITIVE PEDOPHILE July 28, 2021

Shit

something that tastes good

Person 1: I want lunch
Person 2: Have some shit

by URMOMYOSUCKA September 6, 2022

shit shard

Fragments of a really hard turd that is left behind after the primary concrete turd has passed

I shit a concrete turd but there are still shit shards left …

by Mr. Wiserass June 12, 2022

oh shit

Those famous words you say when you realize her head game is more than you expected and has therefore made you nut earlier than expected.

"Oh shit!" Nathan prematurely yelled and grabbed Emily's head as she repeatedly rapped on his mike.

by deemayjee September 22, 2022