And I Oop

something vsco girls say when they drop their hydroflasksksksk

Hydroflask: Falls
Vsco Girl: AND I OOP
Everyone else around them: *stares*

by Subscribe to Alexis' World yt February 25, 2020

I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA

me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense

by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022

i just wanted to rate them

lemme rate them

no i just wanted to rate them

by NotAnAverageGuy September 7, 2020

I

Why use boring Latin alphabet to write letter I, when you can just show it to lift your middle fingers up?

"I think it might inflate itself, if I inhale intensely."

by MAHBOY99 August 17, 2022

I have Neurosemantical Inversitis

A condition which causes the sufferer to process in an inverted emotional emotional valence, causing friendly and kind actions or words to be perceived as offensive or derogatory while rude or violent language is perceived as innocent and desirable.

Person 1: “ I have Neurosemantical Inversitis.”
Person 2: Ha, fuckin looser
Person 1: Thanks!

by 🐝 vs 🌽 June 16, 2024

Stuff I Did Hi

A blog by a college student about her stoner experiences.

I was reading Stuff I Did Hi yesterday; it is so funny!

by Heydira October 30, 2011

I Swear To F*ck

It's a word u say when ur really angry at someone, you replace "God" with "F$#k" because it sounds more serious and ur not playing around.

Bastard: Hahaha

Good bastard: I Swear to F*ck stop adding me in that group chat!!

by Caleb Cummins April 15, 2022