schorsch(i)

schorsch is the guy with the most drip in the city. The name comes from Bavaria. And is the nicer version of Georg. He matches the best with a person starting H and ending with E. His besties are persons starting with L or G

Today I went to schorsch(i)‘s house…
schorsch(i) is very pretty…

by schorsch(i) November 22, 2021

I am not your phone!

This is what someone exclaims out of anger and frustration when someone touches them in an undesired and inappropriate manner. Basically telling someone to keep their hands off of them. It does not have to be sexual, however, it typically is.

Boo: "So, I was with Louis last night and he was too much!"
Stu: "Sorry, Boo. What did he do?"
Boo: "He put his hand on the chair when I was sitting down to try to peel the peach. I saw it and I yelled, I am not your phone! I left and made a post. Everybody knows!"

by von groovy September 18, 2025

I-

When ya done fucked up and you don't know what to say

Person 1: Yo I fucked my cat yesterday
Person 2: I-

by Raccoon boi Ethan December 9, 2019

oh to be as wrong as I.

When one looks back at something they did in the past that was bad, irresponsible or flat out stupid, and agrees for it to be stupid/wrong.

I remember when I decided it would be a good idea to jump off of that bin, oh to be as wrong as I.

by A-rando-who-does-stuff April 7, 2023

I come from france, we dance

(eye-cum-frum-frAnse-we-dAnse)A terrible song played during Marching Band practices.

The song I come from france, we dance played at the marching band practice, and every single person there hated it.

by Kirbyfan2525 May 21, 2023

I love gdcollogne

he just loves gd collogne.

"I love gdcollogne"

by Yoghurt67_ November 13, 2023

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 27, 2025