Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.

“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”

by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020

touch my fucking ass

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone

Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?

by Miatchimus February 1, 2017

Rude ass cock sucker

It is when this "friend" only ever screens the other person.

Nolan is a rude ass cock sucker because he never wants to see Taylor irl or talk to her on snapchat therefore screening her Online and irl.

by Fuckboii__ July 31, 2016

Went to walmart on dat ass

The act of leaving, breaking up, ending a relationship with a man or women and not returning ever.

You: Where is yo girl at bro?

Bob: That bitch was trippin so I "Went to walmart on dat ass".

by TheManvw65 February 3, 2010

A.A.D. (Accidental Ass Discharge)

When someone farts And then then accidentally craps themselves. I.E shart

Uh oh, hope you didn't just crap yourself, or have an A.A.D. (Accidental Ass Discharge)

by theawesome31 May 28, 2017

Eat Ass Go Fast

The superior Version of "Skate Fast Eat Ass"

Smart Person-"Eat ass go fast"
Not Smart Person -"No its Skate fast eat ass"

by Borger__ May 27, 2021

Double Slap Ass Month

The whole month of November 2019 is just like slap ass month but two hands must be used to slap the ass

Roadman: "Rah swear down it's Double Slap Ass Month why you so pissed"
Bad B: "Immature"
Roadman: "Must be on the blob"

by Bandokay Lz November 3, 2019