left on heart

When your crush heart-reacts your Facebook post, but won't reply to your messages.
"She won't reply back - I'm left on heart"
by TechBaffle May 19, 2019
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Left Nut

The left nut is much stronger then right nut. The left nut does all the work.
Bro the left nut is so strong
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Left Nut

Something to call your (non-existing) friends to piss them off
by OofMyWenus February 04, 2019
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Left Nut

The stronger nut of the two, and very high in nutritional value.
by PeePeeWhacker May 25, 2023
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now your even more bored than zaqxswcdevfrbgtnhymjukilop your 1 quark away from the 6th stage of boredom. your so bored you press every single button on the keyboard
im bored af esc f1 f2 f3 f4 f5 f6 f7 f8 f9 f10 f11 f12 `1234567890-= delete tab qwertyuiop\ caps lock asdfghjkl;' return shift zxcvbnm,./ shift fn control option command space command option up down left right
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Shag your left toe

The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.

This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"
by ICantTellYouWordsAndShiz December 17, 2019
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