suicide alert

Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal

Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!

by Cutforeskin March 21, 2014

competitive suicidality

the process by which admission to inpatient psychiatric services is determined when demand for beds exceeds bed space locally.

The ER social worker said I lost the competitive suicidality match to that woman, so I might as well follow my plan and off myself.

by cteno4 April 26, 2015

Suicide Pose

A pose in which someone intentionally photographs themselves holding a gun, knife, or any object capable of ending their life, in a manor that conveys suicidal ideation and the desire to take ones own life (such as holding a gun to their head).

*News broadcast*: The shooter can be seen in this photo doing what is known online as a 'suicide pose'.

by Gigamicasus October 5, 2022

Suicide Bait

Used darkly to describe something that baits you towards un-aliving yourself in a 'that shit sucked' fashion.

Bill: "Hey, how was your weekend?"
Tom: "Well... My in-laws visited. That shit was suicide bait. Like actual suicide bait."

by funkmann April 10, 2025

syrian suicide toilet bomber

fatty luffi's exploding faeces after eating a dodgy kebab

syrian suicide toilet bomber cool

by mrs tosser October 16, 2025

business-suicide

An objective, according to everyone but you, mismanagement (by you) of your own financial assets and resources

If you are about to commit business-suicide, take action when others tell you to, before you drive yourself to debt

by Sexydimma May 19, 2016

Career Suicide

Playing The Binding of Isaac in 2014 or later.

It's career suicide for me to still be playing Isaac in like 2014 or something like that.

by BindingMyIsaac March 3, 2017