michael moore

A director who happens to be hated by man douchebags out there.

All of you who hate him can go back to eating chips off of your chest and jacking off. He doesn't give two fucks about what you dip shits say. Sorry, but George Bush is a fag who couldn't lead his way out of a fucking paper bag.

kid #1: Jeez man, Michael Moore is such a fat ass!

kid #2: Uh, so?

kid #1: Well, I don't agree with his opinions so I'm gonna call him fat and gay because I'm cool and talk really tough on the keyboard. But, I can't fight for shit in real life and have no balls whatsoever. FUCK THE HATERS MAN!

kid #2: But, you're fat.

kid #1: Huh?

by nevermindthatnoiseyouheard April 2, 2007

Michael Jackson

King of pop, highly talented entertainer. An artist who has sold more records worldwide than anyone else in history. Found not guilty of child molestation charges on June 13th 2005. Best singer/dancer of our generation, and maybe even the whole 20th and 21st centuries

Damn did you see Michael Jackson moonwalking? That ish was hot as hell!

"Yo I was blazin Billie Jean last night, that ish is still tight"

by GOD the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit August 1, 2005

George Michael

To have faith in something.

Peter: "I reckon my work Christmas party will be gash."
Victoria: "It might not be, have a little George Michael."

by Madeleine MC December 14, 2009

Michael Jackson

When Peter Pan becomes the King of Pop and inspires billions of people around the world.

Michael Jackson will never die

by Synther January 11, 2011

michael jackson

A person who is completely innocent of all charges, a victim of the sick modern day soceity that we live and a saint to all.

MICHAEL IS 100% INNOCENT go to hell mj haters.

by Mj_Fan May 13, 2005

michael jackson

The King of Pop!
The greatest performer alive!
A sweet Christ-like person!

Michael Jackson is number 1!

by A gil January 17, 2008

Michael Vick

The combination of a good running back and an average quarterback. Also fumbles WAY too much.

Michael Vick is a good runner, but a so-so passer partly because of his subpar recievers.

by Tardy McTard February 4, 2005