Your mom

This person likes your mom and isn’t afraid to hide it. 😍
In short. This person is your new father figure.
Hahhaha

Future dad: your mom
You: hi dad

by Skeletonmom goals August 17, 2024

Me and your mom

me and your mom means that someone fuck your mom in the bed and your his dad

me and your mom are in the bed tonight

by Ballssackinyourmom December 13, 2024

Your mom

Every time someone says what doing you say your mom

Lily: what doing

Jaxson: your mom

by Jaxson95 October 24, 2019

your mom

the woman who gave birth to you

Who’s that?
YOUR MOM

by Lionel Molina October 29, 2019

Your mom

A devastating blow, can be diffused in any conversation and used as any comeback or response.
Those fallen victim to this attack will doubtlessly struggle to recover

“What do you want for dinner, sweetie?”
“How about yOUR MOM!”

“Dude, i wasn’t listening to miss, what are we doing??”
“YOUR MOM!”

by dylanthedino October 30, 2019

Your mom

Ugly

Jonathan: “Guess who’s ugly”

Nathen: “Who?”

Jonathan: “Your mom”

by 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💕 November 2, 2019

Not your mom

Yeah, no shit. My mom's not a filth-slut.

Filth-slut "I'm not your mom!"

Hym "Why would I, a genius and the greatest mind who has ever lived, confuse you with my mother? Are you calling my mom a filth-slut?"

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025