by Asianisis October 29, 2019
The women lays naked with her legs in the air. The man then comes running down the hall way shouting “I will sacrifice my life for this” and jumps like a flying squirrel to achieve instant climax. There is a 1/25 perfect chance it works and a 1/35 chance you experience death.
by BC694 February 24, 2025
Genetic suicide is when animals, plants, or humans, make a conscious decision to cease procreation in order to reduce suffering to their community, their children, and the world around them.
Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.
The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.
These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.
So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.
Many animals (and humans) make the decision to take on genetic suicide, and this is because humanity has caused so much destruction and suffering, that they would rather bow their heads gracefully and depart while they have any sense of happiness.
The animals know that there is no use in reproducing when the odds are against them. They will not bring suffering unto their own species any longer than they feel they need to endure.
These animals do not trust human society to care for and guard their young into the future.
So in short, the animals would rather die and become extinct, rather than live with humanity.
"Tasmanian tigers must have surely taken on genetic suicide with the expansion of the human empire"
"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."
"Koalas are on the verge of genetic suicide so that their young don't suffer anymore."
by MrH20 September 26, 2022
by YMIsoAwesome July 14, 2022
When one person is sitting behind the wheel of a vehicle and a different man is in a mock 69, operating the pedals of the vehicle with his hands whilst balls deep in the driver's mouth.
Instead of a typical suicide pact, me and my bro decided to Hail Satan Suicide into whatever God has predestined.
by Mr. Splashy Pants December 23, 2023
When a person is shot in the back of their head, twice.
The first shot is always lethal, the second shot makes sure that they are dead.
Used against Chinese people who are hostile/show disliking toward the Chinese Government.
Similar to being suicided
The first shot is always lethal, the second shot makes sure that they are dead.
Used against Chinese people who are hostile/show disliking toward the Chinese Government.
Similar to being suicided
Person1: Hey did you hear that 抗议者 disappeared after going to a pro-democracy protest.
Person2: Yes, I heard he got Chinese suicided.
Person1: I'm so glad that I support everything that our great and glorious country does.
Person2: I think our country needs a change of leadership, we need a leader that puts the people before the party.
(Person2 got Chinese suicided later that day)
Person2: Yes, I heard he got Chinese suicided.
Person1: I'm so glad that I support everything that our great and glorious country does.
Person2: I think our country needs a change of leadership, we need a leader that puts the people before the party.
(Person2 got Chinese suicided later that day)
by Chunkybeef9847 October 19, 2021
the mood you are in where you don't care about life just enough to where you are able to do new things, that you were originally afraid to do.
Person 1: "Hey want to go bungee jumping. "
Person 2: "Yeah sure just have to wait for the suicidally motivation to kick in."
Person 1: "Should I get you a therapist? because that should not be the way for you to do things."
Person 2: "No, plus the debt would bury me before I could."
Person 2: "Yeah sure just have to wait for the suicidally motivation to kick in."
Person 1: "Should I get you a therapist? because that should not be the way for you to do things."
Person 2: "No, plus the debt would bury me before I could."
by ranger10:34 pm May 10, 2023