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In a modern context, often utilized to refer to the availability, whether buying or selling, of marijuana packets, blunts and related products
Historically referred to the inquiry of cigarettes.
"Hey, you got any squares?
"Square. Square. Square."
by 2.615074 September 23, 2023
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Square Bidness

Doing the right thing. If I pay you up front for a service it is your responsibility to fulfill your end. If I say I will do something for you I should do what I said I will do.
Marcus why you never cut the grass, I paid you last month that is not Square Bidness.
by RedBoySB September 28, 2023
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Squired

Verb. When you get fucked so hard up the ass with insults from a teacher at school for them butchering the writing of a school mock exam, or several, and blaming you, your entire class, and your entire year group thereafter, for their error(s) that all you can verbalise about the situation is "we got squired". The teacher takes no responsibility for their actions, and shifts the blame to a fully functioning group of 18 year-olds instead for the teacher's lack of social intelligence and proof-reading of a high-stakes school exam.
Student 1: "Oi, miss, why'd I get Merit in my Trigonometry paper for a question that you wrote incorrectly?"
Teacher: "It sounds like a you problem. You should've realised that years are 368 days in that context, silly!"
The entire year group: "That makes no sense, I wanna do another test."

*A few weeks later when the entire year group resits the exam*

Student 2: "Miss, I've found an error in your paper. You've marked me as Not Achieved for writing that 'the road would not be able to be crossed because the river would always be above the bridge.' Why am I wrong?"
Teacher: "Well, in this scenario, you should've realised that cars still cross the river anyway despite five metres of water being above the bridge. Sounds like a you problem and you should've read the question better!"
The entire year group: "Fuck this, get someone that can actually write a good context for a trig paper! We got squired so hard!"
by VegePatch October 2, 2023
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Squaren

A karen-in-training (usually a child or young teen).

Name is a combination of “squire” and “karen”.
She who is raised by a karen soon becomes a squaren, and then a karen herself upon reaching adulthood.
by PBJelly6 October 23, 2023
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square neck

slang for people with down syndrome because I have never seen a downy with a normal neck
wow you must be a square neck, you retard!
by beggarneggar November 3, 2023
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Square Fish

A floating kilo or brick of cocaine. Usually washing up on the beach after a drop went array or drug runners have to dump it when the law is closing in.
You want to go to the movies tonight? No, I’m gonna go walk up and down the beach hunting for square fish.
by Snakeyes9 December 28, 2023
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Square Root

(This refers to the mathematical operation, for the sex position, please scroll further)
noun
Mathematics
The mathematical operation used to find out what number you would have to multiply by itself to get another number, solved with the formula below (n is the number to be square rooted and r is the result)
square root of n = r, √n=r, sqrt(n)=r, r^2=n
by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje December 30, 2023
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