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retard happy

In it's essence, an orgasm. You feel so good and so happy but you can't explain it, it's just good.
Man, she made me feel so good last night, I was like retard happy.
by theamazingsquid March 11, 2012
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Retard Tinglies

When you watch someone do something retarded, and feel embarrassed for them.
I just watched Joe fall down the stairs in front of tons of people. Man, I have the worst retard tinglies!
by dc1234567 July 26, 2011
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Technilogically Retarded

The state of being completely ignorant of modern technology. Often used to describe someone who gets angry/frustrated while trying to turn on a computer or figure out how to use they're kid's ipod.
Person A: Ok, now go into the email, right-click on the picture and hit save as.

Person B: How do I do that?

Person A: Wow, you really are technilogically retarded, aren't you.
by dreadpiratejack May 18, 2011
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Fuckin' Retard

Wow Niks is such a fuckin' retard
by Bruh300000 April 1, 2020
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fucking retard

"hey, the guy reading this is a fucking retard"
"yeah lol"
by Veynx January 24, 2022
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retard button

A spot or location on a person's body, mostly located on the back that when pressed or stimulated properly, will cause a spasm or involuntary muscle movement, I.E. squeezing the shoulders together and cringing.
"Hey man why did you freak out in class like that? Jimmy hit my retard button."
by Terry larod October 27, 2017
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Mean to a retard

Hym "Huh? Oh just mean to a retard. That is all. I was mean to a retard and told you that the reason societies kids keep getting shot isn't a fucking mystery. It's this. This right here is exactly why that happens. You see that don't you? And it's not that the problem is ME. The problem is that the problem ISN'T Jordan Peterson. That's the problem. When he said 'The world's problems are on YOU' He isn't talking about himself. He's exempt. He's talking about the slaves. The slaves have a responsibility to clean up their filthy mongrel lives and he has to

do what? Just whatever he was. His bread is buttered already so all of your lives are irrelevant. And that's how the world works. Everyone recedes into their own little solipsistic domains. The more people's needs are met the more apathetic they become. But now, at a high enough level, they've gotten to a point where maintaining success is a matter of preserving their reputation (because famous people have to have a good reputation or when the mob comes for them no one will protect them). So now they just pretend. As long as the world isn't so dangerous that their fuck-trophies are at risk, they just don't care."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2022
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