When you lean over to wash your hands in a public restroom, and there is water on the counter left over from the pervious user, getting that on your shirt is called being attacked by the sink monster.
-"What's that on your shirt?"
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."
-"That? Oh I leaned over to far and was attacked by the sink monster."
by Cama Zots February 4, 2009
Get the Sink Monstermug. The basment of one of your friend's that has a monster living in it. This monster never actually is seen but its presence can be noted when large amounts of weed magically disappears in the basement. It is also known to take lighters, controllers, and any other item that would be useful at that time.
Person 1: Dude, we just lost 5 ounces of purple haze at Jeff's basement!!
Person 2: The basement monster attacks again
Person 2: The basement monster attacks again
by basementmonstervictim September 13, 2010
Get the basement monstermug. A Maverick. One who doesn't wash his testicles for several days at a time leaving them covered in grime and grit resulting In a infected sack
by Sir Leker January 29, 2015
Get the hygiene monstermug. A man/women who's life ambition is to add to every article on every wiki site.
Their habbitat is in libarys or wiki sancturys and dont mix with others who are not one of them. they are disliked by every other group of society and have no sense of humour and take everything way to seriously
wiki monsters are easy to spot as they dont leave their computer they have bloodshot eyes have very pale skin were they dont get any sunlight and are skinny
Their habbitat is in libarys or wiki sancturys and dont mix with others who are not one of them. they are disliked by every other group of society and have no sense of humour and take everything way to seriously
wiki monsters are easy to spot as they dont leave their computer they have bloodshot eyes have very pale skin were they dont get any sunlight and are skinny
by Toemas axon November 1, 2010
Get the WIKI MONSTERmug. person 1: You didn't want his baby.
person 2: He was a really nice guy, and I'm sure our kids would have been hot 'cause I would be the mom, but, no, I didn't want to have kids then be a baby monster !
person 2: He was a really nice guy, and I'm sure our kids would have been hot 'cause I would be the mom, but, no, I didn't want to have kids then be a baby monster !
by horse poop July 27, 2011
Get the Baby monstermug. boy (or claims to be boy) with large features i.e. pussy lips, bubbly nose, but squinty asian eyes
can often be spotted in red bank wearing tight pants and bearing side bangs and a bandanna around his eye
if spotted should not be approached: known to express major bitchiness and mood swings also known to seduce girls and fuck them over really badly
defensises of the sea monster: normally fitting pants, scissors and midol!
can often be spotted in red bank wearing tight pants and bearing side bangs and a bandanna around his eye
if spotted should not be approached: known to express major bitchiness and mood swings also known to seduce girls and fuck them over really badly
defensises of the sea monster: normally fitting pants, scissors and midol!
OMG GUYS we need there's that damned sea monster again, let's get out of river side and hope he didnt see us with his squinty 1/2 asian 1/2 mexican eyes!
by from expirience<3 November 29, 2007
Get the sea monstermug.