Possible answer to the question: "How's it hanging?".
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.
"how's it hanging?"
"long and hairy, hard to carry"
by bratzorf April 11, 2016
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mile long club

A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.
My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.
by der Klunker February 21, 2007
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ye long old lady

The Ye Long Old Lady is a lady who has an extremely long penis. Their penis is so long president Lincoln cut half of it off to build the White House. Being a trans they cannot find anyone to make out with.
by GreasyRooster1 March 15, 2022
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Long Live The Wonk Eye

a fan aphorism that expresses the love he or she feels for Katy Perry's wonk eye. This trendy phrase was originally established by Kassia Gordon, Madison Morris, Rebecca Luckman, Shannon MacKay, and Emma Plese in August 2009. Katy Perry discovered this catchphrase three days after it's original twitter posting. #longlivethewonkeye
by KatyCatMeow August 24, 2009
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Long Distance Relationships

As my friend who was in one said:

"The biggest mistake anyone could make."
~ Caden
"Get out of Long Distance Relationships!"
by ThatOneKidInthatonedress February 16, 2018
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