Possible answer to the question: "How's it hanging?".
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.
This expression refers to the alleged lengthiness, hence the weight, of the penis. It also refers to pubic hair.
by bratzorf April 18, 2016
Get the long and hairy, hard to carrymug. A hypothetical club whose members have had sex with enough men that a line of penises of said men were arranged from end to end would stretch a mile. If the average human male penis is 6" this would account for, on average, 10,560 men. If a candidate were to include beasts of burden into their calculations the mile could be reached much faster.
My sister-in-law, despite getting a late start in life, is just slutty enough to be well on her way to becoming a member of the mile long club.
by der Klunker July 20, 2008
Get the mile long clubmug. The Ye Long Old Lady is a lady who has an extremely long penis. Their penis is so long president Lincoln cut half of it off to build the White House. Being a trans they cannot find anyone to make out with.
by GreasyRooster1 March 15, 2022
Get the ye long old ladymug. by Tp for sex August 24, 2021
Get the what the long neck do?mug. a fan aphorism that expresses the love he or she feels for Katy Perry's wonk eye. This trendy phrase was originally established by Kassia Gordon, Madison Morris, Rebecca Luckman, Shannon MacKay, and Emma Plese in August 2009. Katy Perry discovered this catchphrase three days after it's original twitter posting. #longlivethewonkeye
by KatyCatMeow August 24, 2009
Get the Long Live The Wonk Eyemug. Being attracted to a girl, but not wanting a committed relationship. All you want to do is have sex with her. Another term for "hit it and quit it."
Guy A: "Dude, why don't you two date?"
Guy B: "I'd rather not. I mean, I'd go long-penis, but not long-term.
Guy B: "I'd rather not. I mean, I'd go long-penis, but not long-term.
by Dernson September 10, 2011
Get the Go Long-Penismug. by ThatOneKidInthatonedress May 6, 2018
Get the Long Distance Relationshipsmug.