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pot poise

Knocking pots for the purpose of silencing dogs.
Boy: My three dogs bark at the doorbell until I show them how clanging pots together is effective in their being silent. It's my mother's only way to handle their barking.

Girl: that's a good way to show them pot poise.
by dogsdaily November 11, 2014
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upside down crock-pot

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.
by Eloshia July 19, 2017
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porter pot

I don’t want the crap that Kyle gets. Stuff is porter pot
by Gloco June 21, 2019
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Pot rot

When a mans gut overhangs and in the folds of skin underneath a cheesy smelling substance accumalates
Wow Damian has put some timber on I bet he’s got bad pot rot under his new pot belly
by Thlegend October 13, 2020
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Golden Pot

The first and most significant Cannabis strain ever to exist. A one of a kind strain genetically designed to shelter and protect the ancient wisdom of the golden era. The knowledge is so sacred and cannot be reproduced or cloned "Golden Pot" is protected by a magical creature of the Caribbean known as the Leprechron Humans refer to it as the "Golden Pot"
Golden Pot" contains trichomes so sappy and thick that the golden glow reveals its location by shining toward the sky under cloud nine when the sun is covered.
by Fourveinte August 5, 2023
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cactus pot

A word to describe a cactus pot that you want to put up your ass. Also can describe someone who did nothing wrong.
"If only i could put cactus pot up my ass. He did nothing wrong, he's extremely vindicated today"
by eevod January 21, 2025
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Pot Noodle Family

A single parent with kids looking for someone to be a partner and a parent.
They've got kids... are you looking for an instant family?

What?

Yeah, you've got a pot noodle family on your hands!
by 3 time instant family September 16, 2020
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