Teacher: Can you answer this question tom
You : Sleeping*
Teacher: Wake up!!
You: Idk I choose to Activate my trap card
Your friend: *RISES FROM CHAIR*
He's been up all night studying
You : Sleeping*
Teacher: Wake up!!
You: Idk I choose to Activate my trap card
Your friend: *RISES FROM CHAIR*
He's been up all night studying
by The Mmmm effect July 26, 2014
Person 1: Hey how was your day?
Person 2: It was awful, man. I got uno reverse-carded by Emily.
Person 1: Aw that sucks dude. You can come to my house for a Dr. Pepper.
Person 2: It was awful, man. I got uno reverse-carded by Emily.
Person 1: Aw that sucks dude. You can come to my house for a Dr. Pepper.
by The Peanut Butter Falcon January 27, 2022
An edited verison of a canon bandori, love live!, revue starlight, idolmaster, etc sprite or card to fit or look like another character or original character/oc.
by kimisstarlight August 07, 2020
When someone slots their bobular organ between the cheeks, (rectal) of another sexual friend, with the goal to make Bumhole-nipple contact (a BPN procedure), which causes immediate Cumplosion.
Woah, the fuck? Did you just Credit-Card-Manoeuvre me. Get your boobies out of my bum hole. Greg just did the credit card manouveure on Cindy Bigtits.
by Pajinus June 20, 2024
by mysteriouspamdefinerr65 January 22, 2025
When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)
by Lore_boi October 26, 2020
When someone justifies their frowned-upon, or even illegal, actions by comparing themself to Jesus disobeying the Roman Empire by spread his beliefs. The general idea is that if Jesus was doing the right thing by broke the law in order to spread the word of god, then it is already for them to break the law in order to <insert action here>.
"Sure, its illegal, but did that stop Jesus when the Romans said his mission was illegal???"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"
by Xavien35449510 February 03, 2024