Ice Crotch

A female asshole.

"Dude, why doesn't Lisa give me back my dress?"
"You already know she's an Ice Crotch. I don't know why you gave it to her."

by Browneyes May 7, 2012

CROTCH BOGGLE

When a person grabs a man by the balls and gazes into the very being of his soul.

Evan got crotch boggled by the cologne guy in the restroom.

by Saikosekai November 21, 2019

Crotching

The term was first coined - CROTCH LAMBADA - at the University of Georgia in 1994. It was named after the movie - LAMBADA - THE FORBIDDEN DANCE. The term refers to dancing very closely together while rubbing crotches together. It was later simplified and spread as "CROTCHING". Its more accurate and descriptive than the more popular term "GRINDING". The vernacular is usually used as a verb but can be used as a noun as well.

"Man - I loved crotching her last night!"

"Let's go crotching tonight"

"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"

"Yes, you got crotched big time."

by Grandmasterwhoopass May 12, 2022

Crotch Crickets

When a woman rubs her legs together in close proximity to someone she is attracted to, to hint that she is aroused. (Like a cricket does to attract a mate)

Look at that girl rubbing her legs together. She has the crotch crickets for sure.

by 0hotm0mma0 November 10, 2022

human crotch rocket

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.

I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

Crotched

Crotched (verb) when your drink spills directly onto your crotch.

Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!

Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.

by raisindisliker June 17, 2018

Hot crotch

When a man puts one condom on and lathers it in hot sauce, then puts another on after the first one. Next he has sex with a girl until one of the condoms breaks and one of them feels fire from below

Hot crotch is like Russian roulette with sex

by WoodyJohnson69420 January 18, 2021