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Canada

A place that does not exist.
Canada does not exist.
by drewswin October 21, 2018
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CaNaDa

I am sorry, my son beat your hockey team.
"Since we are in Canada, shall we enjoy some sex?"
"No"
"I'm sorry for asking pardon"
by Zimpathe IG YT June 25, 2019
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Canada's History

Failed magazine renaming because old name referred to PORN!
The Beaver was censored by search engines and renamed Canada's History.
by CBNationKrae February 5, 2010
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Oh Canada

What Canada's girlfriend Holland says during sex
"Oh Canada, glorious and free, true patriots love you"
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Canada

Canada is a country in North America. Its ten provinces and three territories extend from the Atlantic to the Pacific and northward into the Arctic Ocean, covering 9.98 million square kilometres, making it the world's second-largest country by total area. It is a cold country, with an average temperature of −5.35 degrees Celsius.
canada best
by What'sㅤyourㅤhandle? January 23, 2022
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canada talk

canadian's talk WAY different then americans, they say "eh" at the begining or end of a sentence. im canadian and i dont even know i say that, but when i when to the USA i got called out for it.
"ya see, Canadian's mostly talk like a mix of an Irish accent and a lot of slang, like they say things like, eh, or ya. a lot of Americans think we live in igloos and have pets moose's and beavers, but ya only see them once in a while. so this is Canada talk for ya, eh?"
by dog lover god October 23, 2022
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Canada's History

A sexual act in which you attempt to insert multiple objects into a single orifice, usually objects you've used before.

For example, if a woman has had sex with five guys and used two dildos in her lifetime, she attempts to insert those five penises and two dildos into her uterus or anus.
Guy 1: Dude, I told my girl about "Canada's History."
Guy 2: Is she gonna try it?
Guy 1: Um...she says there are a lot of things...um..."in her past."
by Suzy Palanski February 5, 2010
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