Around The Oasis

The act of when you spit saliva on your index finger and you rub your rectum in a circular motion. This often feels like a nice sensation.

"I was just in the bathroom, trying out the signature around the oasis, now it feels cold on my butthole."

by Slickgod99 November 12, 2017

Horse-footing around

To be messing around in a joking manner

Why were you counting us earlier?
Sorry I was just horse-footing around.

by Chiefhorse April 17, 2024

all around the gaf

A footballer ( or soccer player if you are from the US ) that has no fucking idea what they're doing, and they're just running around the pitch.

person 1: Mate, John has no idea what he's doin'

person 2: Yeah, he's running all around the gaf

by berber16 February 20, 2018

Texas outback reach around

The process of going to any outback steakhouse and actively giving a reach around to a monkey on the birthday saddle, simultaneously using the butter and ramming it up sed monkeys ass but it has to be in texas.

Yea i went to outback steak house and got lucky and received a texas outback reach around
Dude you got a problem

by MonkimansFatTaintsCheeseLard January 25, 2023

Delaware Reach Around

Common monkey ball speed running strategy

Nice Delaware reach around bro! Cut a few seconds off for sure

by Mumbo97 August 21, 2022

progging around

Lurking about being nosey, or tending others business.

This fool has been progging around my trash can.

by Dad to 8 August 23, 2022

Ring around the thumb

When you masterbate with a dirty hand and leave dirt rings on your palm by your thumb

Eww!! I met the new guy at work and he tried to shake my hand and he had ring around the thumb .

Sorry sir but bro! Clean your fuckin hands you got bad ring around the thumb!

by Speedsmoker69 April 21, 2023