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ex boyfriend

an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.

an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.

an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head

an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.
my ex boyfriend is a cunt and a absolute dick
by r.i.v May 8, 2023
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National bully boyfriends day

On the 28 november

You get to bully your boyfriend or your bestfriends boyfriend
Girlfriend: guess what day it is

Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!
by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021
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Boyfriend

According to my daughter he is the sweetest guy known to mankind.
to me...
He's my next target
Daughter: Daddy...
Dad: Yes sweety?
Daughter: I have a boyfriend
Dad: ...
Dad: Let me get my shotgun and we'll go visit him.
by READIT!!! March 3, 2018
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national boyfriend day

defined: post your boyfriend on the 10th august and show him u love him!!
national boyfriend day

girl posts boy out of blue saying i love you!!
by k.k.c August 1, 2021
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boyfriend

an excuse. go get absolutely fucking wasted
i want a boyfriend. same thing as saying i wanna black out
by callmeurdadbiatch May 23, 2021
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National have sex with your boyfriend day

December 6th is the national have sex with your bf day!! Have fun ;)
"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"
by hornysexer December 6, 2022
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Boyfriend

you either mean an boyfriend or the bf from fnf
girl 1: hey i got a boyfriend today
girl 2:cool
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