an ex boyfriend is someone you hang out with and get peer pressured to have sex with.
an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.
an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head
an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.
an ex boyfriend says I love you an texts you back later saying my bad it was just in the moment.
an ex boyfriend breaks up with you because you didn't want to give him head
an ex boyfriend gets what he deserves by smoking to much weed and getting erectile dysfunction now nobody want him.
by r.i.v May 8, 2023

Girlfriend: guess what day it is
Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!
Boyfriend: oh no
Bestfriend: oh yes
Girlfriend: national bully boyfriends day!
by Dr. Dates November 25, 2021

Daughter: Daddy...
Dad: Yes sweety?
Daughter: I have a boyfriend
Dad: ...
Dad: Let me get my shotgun and we'll go visit him.
Dad: Yes sweety?
Daughter: I have a boyfriend
Dad: ...
Dad: Let me get my shotgun and we'll go visit him.
by READIT!!! March 3, 2018

by k.k.c August 1, 2021

by callmeurdadbiatch May 23, 2021

"Hey bro, are you having sex with ur gf today?"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"
"No?"
"Well she needs to, it's National have sex with your boyfriend day!"
by hornysexer December 6, 2022

by red haired bf from fnf lol June 9, 2021
