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your mom

a diss or a answer to any thing
random girl : what did you today

Someone : your mom
by yo_mama343 March 7, 2022
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the largest object in the universe
your mom
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Your mom

The sexiest bitch in the world because last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny cause all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean
So it’s like funny you mention that actually cause last summer I was working at the country club and then your mom comes in and it’s funny because all the other moms are in one pieces and she’s always in that bikini you know what I mean yeah anyways so I was a lifeguard and sometimes she need you know swim during adult swim and I get in with her because lifeguards are allowed to And one time she was staying till late after and the kids are already gone home and I bet you’re in bed yeah I BET YOU WERE IN BED SHE WAS IN MINE!!! YEAH I FUCKED YOUR MOM TOO
by deez_nutsssss69 August 14, 2021
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What i like to do!! 🤣🤣🙏🏼
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Something I was doing last night
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typically used in-jokes or roast
person 1 your mom

Person 2 no your mom
by oldslider 556 June 2, 2021
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she is fat
"hey your mom" said by eight year old
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