war whales

A dogshit clan in a mobile game Clash of Clans who can't mod their way to victory.

War Whales could fell out of playoffs even after modding.

by officialrekt1 June 17, 2018

Star Wars

A series of the galaxy being fucked up by the drama of just one family

"Hey man, did you watch star wars?" "No, but I should."

by Edeltian March 8, 2018

Star Wars

A space opera franchise that tells stories about various groups of terrorists who usually ally themselves with a cult of space wizards who go fight their galaxy wide government, where half the fan base are constantly at each other's throats over childish opinions with some fans sending death threats to each other for liking a different movie than them.

"Hello There" - Jesus Christ (19BBY)

Star Wars is good tho

by A heterosexual Caucasian male September 16, 2020

Facebook War

When Facebook friends share humorous, insulting, and distasteful post on one another’s Facebook wall, resulting in the more intelligent as the victor.

Tom’s post was brilliant! Clearly, Kim should have known better than to have started a Facebook War with him.

by MeKillaKeeNe March 18, 2015

War Oracle

The name of the pacifist wise man (or woman) that can be found in every city.

"Did you see that creepy old lady?" "Ya man, she was totally the LA War Oracle!"

by War Oracle March 3, 2009

Star Wars

The best series of all time, It just is.

Freind- "Hey bro you wanna see the new star wars?"
Star Wars Nerd (Me)- "Ive already seen it 12 times but yeah."

by Lokie 101 January 7, 2020

JB War

a stupid false war between the Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber. Beliebers seem to feel the need to prove that Justin Bieber is the orginal JB when everybody knows the Jonas Brothers were first. Fortunately, this so called war is completely untrue. The Jonas Brothers and Justin Bieber couldn't give two shits about this so called war. both are making the money they need to.

selena: have you heard justin's new song boyfriend?
demi: ew, who cares? did you hear the jonas brothers are writing new music? finally new stuff from the real jb
selena: the jonas brothers are so last year and justin is the real jb anyway.
miley: guys.. shut up. there's no jb war.

by jb war is dumb September 30, 2012