Pussy Hoarding

The act of trying to consolidate as many girls as possible at you or a close friends house party and then kicking out all their male friends so you can have free reign of the booty. This tactic works best with high school girls, because a. their friends are pushovers, and b. they can't leave since you just kicked their ride home out.

Bart: Do you want to go to Joey's party later on man?

Amundred: Nahh, he's just going to be pussy hoarding again. Last weekend that dastardly man kicked me out and tried to penetrate my girlfriend!

Bart: Waah?? That's mightily uncool, brosif!

by cumonacryinggirl September 4, 2011

Pussy Butter

The freshly churned residue in or around a woman's hoo-haa after furious bunny humping. Notably, a smooth consistency and slightly off-white color are what relate it to butter.

Damn woman, that was hot, now go clean off that pussy butter and lets leave this toilet stall and go back to the paaarrrty!

by Whorecrux June 20, 2010

Pussy Clobberin

You know. Pussy Clobberin. Clobberin that pussy. Its the hottest ethnic slang term For Sexual Intercourse since "smashin". Should only be used if one claiming to have clobbered said pussy, has a large/Giant cock.

"ITS PUSSY CLOBBERIN TIME!" -The Thing from the Fantastic Four
"ITS PUSSY CLOBBERIN TIME!" -Micheal Chiklis, the guy who played The Thing in the Fantastic Four movie.

by High School Dropout April 24, 2010

Pussy Shredder

A truely skilled man, who can do some serious damage on a woman's vagina, usually making her unable to walk, breath, or get the same satisfaction again

"Babe, before we do the dirty on your parents bed, you should know that im a natural and licensed Pussy Shredder"

by alexthepussshredder69 January 24, 2011

pussy moss

Green stains that occur in a woman's underwear when she does not change them frequently. P Moss for short.

"Polly, one of your nasty pussy moss pairs of underwear was in my hamper. Don't let it happen again or find a new place to live."

by Dana & Ang January 2, 2008

pussy rich

Having plentiful amounts of vag at your disposal.

When we're all out of this recession, Joe will be pussy rich from all of his exercise.

by Pussy Rich Joe December 31, 2008

whale pussy

A vagina that is so loose and wide it appears to have been fucked by a whale.

I heard Jessica has a whale pussy after having a four-way with those black guys.

by Suck Dis Nick June 12, 2014