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National Boyfriend Day

August 5th, the day you show that man of your dreams how much he is appreciated, loved, cared for, and all that is above and beyond. Do everything you can for this boy on this day, anything he needs and or wants, and i mean ANYTHING, including, VIDEO GAMES, free head pass, soapy boobies, WAP, and etc. Now go make him feel special bitches.
“What’d you get your boyfriend on National Boyfriends Day”?

Whatever the fuck he wanted”!

National Boyfriend Day: Showing the man you love your appreciation for him
by dfkdfghusf August 5, 2021
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Long Distance Boyfriend Tax

doing things like sending cute pictures when you wear new outfits or swimsuits etc when you can’t show them in person.
Girl: Hey i got this new outfit im going to wear out youd love it.
Boy: gotta pay the long distance boyfriend tax and show me!
by stern633 July 9, 2025
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My mom's boyfriend

A fucking discord bit that has sex with our moms to make our tupperbox children/siblings/assholes.
Tupperbox/my mom's boyfriend: Tupper Registered!
Mom: Yes.
Legit the whole discord server: A child.
by Lavender The Bitch May 24, 2021
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National boyfriend day

September 22 national boyfriend day

The day you be appreciative that he stayed with you for this long already
Girl: it’s national boyfriend day!
Guy: yea be lucky I stayed with yo ugly ass this long
by 🍑❌😢 September 21, 2021
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Post boyfriend depression

When everything starts going wrong whenever you're not with your boyfriend. For example, you cry over everything and small things bug you, you hate everything whenever he's not with you and your starting to hate life if it's without your boyfriend
Person 1: Oh my god why are you crying again?
Person 2: Its Post boyfriend depression. I miss my boyfriend!!!
by boyfriendswifey January 8, 2025
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The Boyfriend Experience

A sexual encounter with an affectionate male sex worker who provides cuddling, kissing, and intimacy.
Besides great sex, he provided the boyfriend experience such as kissing, cuddling, hugging, and deep conversation.
by NYCDominicano March 8, 2024
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Labrador Boyfriend

The opposite of the macho stereotype that men "think" women want. He's always pleased to see you. He's loyal, sweet and fun. He's totally unbothered by what other men think of him. Basically, he's a keeper.
He doesn't mind saying "I love you" in front of his guy friends. He's adorable, like a Labrador boyfriend!
by Laura_Palmer February 27, 2024
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