When work or school obligations stop you from completing the standard three day plus bender so instead the time frame condenses and the drinking intensifies.
by El Grande EZ March 18, 2018
A short legged white american swimmer and Olympic gold medalist.
Standing at 6'4 inches with 32 inch legs, Michael Phelps is the fastest white swimmer in the world with 18 Olympic medals under his belt.
Standing at 6'4 inches with 32 inch legs, Michael Phelps is the fastest white swimmer in the world with 18 Olympic medals under his belt.
by London 2012 August 04, 2012
A man who loves exploding everywhere if you get my drift. Women bow down at the sight of Michael Bæ and do many things on rooftops.
by IAmJC April 22, 2015
An expensive and high-quality strain of marijuana; exclusively sold for recreation purposes in Colorado.
by FinesseManR&y April 11, 2017
by hey guys hey guys July 30, 2009
A director who happens to be hated by man douchebags out there.
All of you who hate him can go back to eating chips off of your chest and jacking off. He doesn't give two fucks about what you dip shits say. Sorry, but George Bush is a fag who couldn't lead his way out of a fucking paper bag.
All of you who hate him can go back to eating chips off of your chest and jacking off. He doesn't give two fucks about what you dip shits say. Sorry, but George Bush is a fag who couldn't lead his way out of a fucking paper bag.
kid #1: Jeez man, Michael Moore is such a fat ass!
kid #2: Uh, so?
kid #1: Well, I don't agree with his opinions so I'm gonna call him fat and gay because I'm cool and talk really tough on the keyboard. But, I can't fight for shit in real life and have no balls whatsoever. FUCK THE HATERS MAN!
kid #2: But, you're fat.
kid #1: Huh?
kid #2: Uh, so?
kid #1: Well, I don't agree with his opinions so I'm gonna call him fat and gay because I'm cool and talk really tough on the keyboard. But, I can't fight for shit in real life and have no balls whatsoever. FUCK THE HATERS MAN!
kid #2: But, you're fat.
kid #1: Huh?
by nevermindthatnoiseyouheard March 27, 2007
King of pop, highly talented entertainer. An artist who has sold more records worldwide than anyone else in history. Found not guilty of child molestation charges on June 13th 2005. Best singer/dancer of our generation, and maybe even the whole 20th and 21st centuries
Damn did you see Michael Jackson moonwalking? That ish was hot as hell!
"Yo I was blazin Billie Jean last night, that ish is still tight"
"Yo I was blazin Billie Jean last night, that ish is still tight"
by GOD the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit July 14, 2005