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Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't
"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"
by nav's mum March 24, 2017
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in the land of the living

Despite a restless night, Grandma assured everyone she was still in the land of the living and ready for her morning tea.
by Arminkshipper July 11, 2024
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the glorious land of milk and honey

The glorious land of milk and honey is a Midwestern slang term originating in Leavenworth, KS that refers to sexual intercouse with a female individual. Referring to “Milk” as a mans little swimmers, and the “Honey” as the female vagina.
“Hey man how was last night with your girl?” “It was an outstanding evening, we ended in the glorious land of milk and honey.”
by JackMehoff10xaday June 30, 2021
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the land of Magog

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the laSon of man, set your face toward Gog, of the land of Magog, nd of Magog
by luis artiga December 6, 2022
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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The Wonder Land

The North of England is The Wonder Land. Named this due to being better than the more southern regions of England, specifically the South East which is particularly rife with dictators and generally unfriendly people.
So, you're moving up to The Wonder Land?
by A man who mustn't be named January 23, 2011
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glen landing middle school

a school full of thots, f-boys,some baddies, and kids thinking they the shit but not the shit. and everyone is a thot and liked and dated each other at least once.
damn that girl def goes to glen landing middle school. she is a hoe, she dated me and my best friend twice!
by paapa.com November 18, 2019
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