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Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion
What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T
by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023
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Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO

No it isn't Jordan! No it isn't! This is You trying to reframe what constitutes belief to justify taking all of that Christian money. To believe in THE CHRISTIAN GOD is to believe that THE THINGS IN THE BOOK DID, ARE, AND WILL HAPPEN, Jordan. Is the Christian God THERE Jordan. Is it THERE and does it have the attributes it is depicted to have in the bible OR.... OR... IS IT NOT THERE, Jordan? Is that A THING THAT YOU THINK? DO YOU THINK THAT THE CREATURE IS THERE? IS THAT A THING YOU THINK OR DO YOU NOT THINK THAT? ARE YOU A BOY OR ARE YOU A GIRL, JORDAN?
Dr. JeepJorp Peepeestones "Belief in God is WHATEVER I DO AND NOT THE THING I DON'T DO! Ok!? So if I don't actually believe in God, then, actually believing in God isn't actually believing in God, OK!? Believing in God is something else entirely! Now... Ok!? You can't just ACTUALLY BELIEVE that God is THERE... You gotta... You gotta, like, grapple with the IDEA that it MIGHT be there! And then you gotta interpret the book so that WHATEVER YOU DO... Is doing the Book! Even if you contradict yourself AND THE BOOK! Right!? See, God (and by extension all higher-order abstractions) is whatever I need to do be, moment to moment, for me to maintain a certain level of moral superiority. So, maturity? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment. Belief? Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment? God? You got it! Whatever I need it to be, moment to moment."
by Hym Iam May 21, 2024
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Hot Vape Thing

the hot vape thing, or hot razor thing, is where one takes a hit of a vape puts a razor in their mouth and slowly blows out the smoke.
*virgil; does the hot vape thing*
roman, in gay panic; Oh fuck, thats hot
*logan; silent gay panic*
by EmoNightmare111 June 12, 2022
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Such a mel thing

When random things repeatedly happen to someone, like they've been singled out by the universe
Person A: She only realised she wore a non-matching pair of socks again when she got to the office.
Person B: Lol. That's such a Mel thing.
by wolfgang_ March 15, 2024
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Stranger things

One of the top 10 best shows on Netflix! its a show taken place in the 80s, its a really "MUST WATCH" ! the show really gives you an exciting,sad,happy feeling! sooo get ready for youre emotions to start acting up. some cast members are Millie Bobby Brown, Finn Wolfhard, Caleb McLaughlin, Noah Schnapp, Gaten Matarazzo , Natalia Dyer , Natalia Dyer , Winona Ryder , Charlie Heaton , Sadie Sink , David Harbour , And SO much more! The show is so good its even going for a fourth season!
Friend one: Hey have you heard about the show Stranger Things!
Friend two: Yes! I heard its the best show! My fav character is Eleven!
Friend one: Hey me too!
by phoebe cates April 6, 2021
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The little thing that girls do

It's that little thing that girls do you know, i love it when they do the little thing
G: Hey you know the little thing that girls do? Do you like it?
M: Like it? I love it, it's my favorite thing about girls
by Lukesangelo January 10, 2022
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kevin things

Random activities. Usually described as redneckish, childish, or white people-ish
Oh dont mind him, hes just doing kevin things
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