Homosexual Hammered

When a heterosexual gets so drunk they want to experiment

Dude what happened last night?
You got Homosexual Hammered and started making out with a random guy

by MCB95 May 15, 2016

Packing hammers

Packing hammers is when you pack chew right in the bottom lip till ya can't fit no more

Holy fuck bois let's pack some fucking hammers tonight fucking full sends only! See Jimmy he's just packing hammers

by Jaytime October 11, 2019

Hammer

The Dumbest person on the face of the earth. A Hammer gets in people's ways and annoys them while they are trying to work, and, while he is supposed to be working, stands around and acts stupid. If you have someone at your workplace who follows you for the sake of following you, has his hands in his pockets, drills holes in the wrong places, or drops your flashlight and breaks the bulb, and you are on a construction site, it is likely that you are working with a Hammer. If you are a Hammer, you may as well make a career out of stocking shelves at Walmart or being a dishwasher at Denny's.

Hammer, Please go be a moron elsewhere so that I can actually do my own damn job.

by Mr. Wonderfull September 7, 2018

hammer ranch

Hammer ranch is a slang term for sperm, aka "man butter".

My girl made us a salad for dinner so I offered her some hammer ranch for her bowl and let her know it added much more protein than regular ranch would!!

by Schmo mufuckin Dozer!! May 25, 2020

chris hammer

A legendary pornstar who now assists young stars like jenny swallows.

Chris hammer used to be the only pornstar id watch!

by Chrishammer January 13, 2016

Hammer Muffin

The act of shoving your dick deep in a girls throat with a muffin strapped to it.

Stacy left me after I asked her if I could give her a hammer muffin.

by JadeMemory November 20, 2015

weed hammered

When you're so stoned that you can't come up with the word, "Stoned" and accept that you're SO STONED that you are in fact, WEED HAMMERED!!

Bro 1: "Dude, that last hit really put me over the edge...I can't describe how I feel!"

Bro 2: "Damn bro, you're totally weed hammered!"

by Mister_Christer February 1, 2023