budspair disease

This disease has many symptoms. All symptoms of this disease mimic being bipolar and being psychotic. If you run into someone who has budspair disease, they will most definitely live in indiana and will most definitely have no life, no job and live with their parents. They obsess over average, low par men and will stop at nothing to defend what they call a "relationship".

Amy has such a severe form of budspair disease, she had to be spayed and then put down for the sake of the sane world.

by bipolarandluvinit November 10, 2008

Steve-o disease

when you get ill but the only symptom is you sounding like Steve-o

he sounds like steve-o, he caught the steve-o disease

by bochetina November 1, 2022

LOA DISEASE

Late Onset Autism: where your friend slowly becomes more autistic as you know him.

Yo, have you talked to Jake lately? Yeah he has LOA Disease. I know the shit he says makes me think that’s the case.

by stankyhankanddaboyz November 22, 2023

Hayes Yau Disease

Symptoms:
-Act like a dog
-Act like Hayes Yau
-Extremely unathletic
-Has 2999 girlfriends

To be, or not to be have Hayes Yau Disease, that is the question

by Tomat5ooooo October 10, 2023

Paddle Disease

An addiction that hits members of highly active kayak and canoe clubs. Strong social ties combine with adrenaline and endorphins, released of the physical activity, to create an addiction-like state. The paddler will lose interest in other activities such as work, house-cleaning and sometimes even non-paddling friends and family members. Seriously diseased paddlers will often make excuses for even more aggressively dysfunctional members of their circle, especially leaders, rather than risk being cast out or walking away, and losing paddle buddies.

1. Dennis missed the opportunity to be at his mother's bedside when she passed away because of Paddle Disease; the Plateau got an inch and a half of rain and while his mom might be up for two more days, the creeks wouldn't.

2. If it weren't for Paddle Disease, she would have walked away from John long before he slept with those 3 other women on last weekend's canoe camping trip.

by NashDiggity February 8, 2012

Stinson disease

Falling deeply for someone, "catching feelings", but denying them because they would make you look weak and dependent.

John: Of course, I don't like her! I have lots of other girlfriends.. and I will not get emotionally attached to one girl, I don't do that!
Jane: Bud.. I think you caught the Stinson disease.

by L. Sosiska September 3, 2019

Bloodbending Disease

When beat your meat with sandpaper, a little too hard.

Doc : I am sorry son, you got the Bloodbending Disease and you will now pee blood.
Patient : Aw that stinks!

by Deez_Nutz_69 April 21, 2022