Dan

One who is a slave to the Karen's and Ken's, frequently performing lewd sexual acts upon their master.

Laura: "Oh my gawd, what's going on over there?"
Steve: "Oh, that's just Dan, blowing his Karen. Look away.

Ken: "I'm next, I just got my butt-hole waxed this morning!"
Laura and Steve: (in unison) barfs

by JerZWorth December 18, 2021

Dan

The sweetest thing in the world. 6’3 midget gem. My bestest friend & more. Life without him would be shit. I love him a little (a little too much). He’s the real rae of sunshine

Dan Dan is my man man

by Raeeeeeofsunshine December 23, 2021

Dan Lakajev

Absolute Fucking Legend

That dudes a Dan Lakajev

by tomotron96 March 9, 2022

Jk dan

A Scrawny dude that is a fucking wuss and not gonna lie they get annoyed really easily

"No" Jk dan

by poopyscopps28 March 13, 2022

Jk dan

A scrawny dude that is just a fucking wuss and has terrible hairline but sometimes a cool dude and not gonna lie gets very annoyed easily by the smallest things

"No" Jk dan

by poopyscopps28 March 13, 2022

dan sohn

Term used for bad cop

He’s not a good cop he’s a dan sohn!

by gtrgrerwtyweyet March 17, 2022

Dans Advocate

On a group text, this is the person who always takes the contradictory view of reasonable and logical thoughts and ideas, no matter how ill-informed, uneducated, and ridiculous the opposing view is. Often these texts are not responded to or simply met with a smile and nod. Unfortunately, the root cause of "Dans Advocate" is untreatable mental illness, and more often then not exacerbated by alcohol, THC, opioids, or any mood altering drug available (or a combination thereof).

Brian: "Did you read what he wrote, what an idiot, total Dans Advocate."
James: "Yea, the poor guy needs help"
Brian: "Its finally time I take him off Boys Town property and give him the help he deserves!"
(laughter by all)

by inntheknow March 18, 2022