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Jamaican Golf Club

An embarrassingly large grandpa erection.
Uncle Joe ought to do a better job of hiding his Jamaican golf club around the kids.
by Tony Bologna May 25, 2007
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Driftless Pony Club

A Chicago based Indie band, one fourth of which has the power to make Explosion Wednesday a thing. Explosion Wednesday SHOULD be a thing.
"Hey, did you go see Driftless Pony Club last Explosion Wednesday?... Not that it's a thing."
"Yea they were great... except for CRAIG, who kept not making Explosion Wednesday a thing."
by Henry, the Observer October 25, 2011
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Polar Bear Club

Poal-er-be-ar-k-lub

When one skinny dips in the freezing ocean at night time. At least one other person needs to be a witness to be officially indicted to the club.

Terms and Conditions
*Must Be At Night Time
*Water Must Be COLD
*NO clothes!
*At least One Witness
*Photos or it Didn't Happen
Bob: Bill Guess what i did last night?!
Bill: ??
Bob: I joined the Polar Bear Club!!
Bill: Wow, did your dick fall off?
by v-master1988 June 13, 2010
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American Club Rat

A species of rodent that likes to frequent clubs and bars.

Environment: Dark places with flashing colored or strobe lights.

Temperament: Enjoys attention, receiving compliments, can be annoying at times, wears low and high cut clothing, enjoys dancing with members of the same or opposite sex.

Movement: Likes grinding and dancing on poles or other objects that attract attention.
Greg: What are you doing tonight?
Angela: Going to the club
Greg: Again? You just went the past few nights
Angela: I know but I just can't get enough of it
Greg: You're an American Club Rat
by GJoeWilliams October 1, 2009
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Club Penguin Rewritten

Club Penguin Rewritten is a remake of the popular virtual world, Club Penguin.
It has over 4 Million registered users.
play.cprewritten.net
Did you see the new update on Club Penguin Rewritten?
by Helpy/Matty May 30, 2019
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Swag Fag Club

A large flock of brainless 'swag' fags.
Usually can be seen in town, while taking many selfies and wearing inappropriate clothing.
May also use the following phrases:
OMG, LOL, totes, gorge, etcetera.
"Did you see Vicky yesterday?"
"Yeah, see was hanging out with the swag fags."
"If she doesn't watch out she'll become a member of the Swag Fag Club."
by Amii Blu February 23, 2015
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Club Penguin Online

Club Penguin Online is a Private Server for the popular web game Club Penguin. As of May 18th the game will be scheduled to shut down by the end of May thanks to Disney stepping in. The previous owner of Club Penguin Online is a suspected Pedophile and had reportedly threatened to Doxx and Swat any Moderator of the servers if they had tried to leave.
Did Club Penguin Online deserve to be shut down?

The game itself not really, the creator deserves they’re money source and power taken away though.
by Gasterfire6 May 17, 2020
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