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Canada's History

The act of filling up the Stanley cup with maple syrup and dipping moose antlers in it and sticking them in any human orifice.
Jim broke up with Jenny when he saw that she was performing Canada's History on his new leather sofa.
by HiStephenCMC February 5, 2010
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Canada's history

The darkest, foulest, nastiest thing someone can do to another human being, in a sexual manner. Usually associated with the phrase, "Not even once."
Jim:"Hey man I finally laid down some Canada's history on my girl yesterday"

Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"

Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."
by Jamilla Bullsemen February 5, 2010
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Canada (ROBLOX)

The user "Canada" on the website ROBLOX is one of the many rare usernames on the website. He was recently terminated so all of his information on when he joined is unavailable at this moment. His alternate account is "McDonalds" another rare account name. It seems Canada is a well known active user on ROBLOX until up to he was terminated.
"Hey Canada (ROBLOX) I like your username. It's really rare."
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Canada

What’s that? CANADA ISNT REAL. -whllo
Nothing here. BECAUSE CANADA DOESNT EXIST. IM NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC I SWEA
by whllo January 8, 2024
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Canada's History

Sex act involving moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley cup.
Lets perform Canada's History in the cabin.
by johnsteck February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

A sexual act involving Moose Antlers, Maple Syrup,the Stanley Cup and a very willing asshole

- The Colbert Show, 2010
My girlfriend wanted to know Canada's History...and now she cries when she hears the Canadian National Anthem
by Steven C Colbert February 4, 2010
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canada

i hate canada. they dont have caprisun
by carolsnova June 28, 2022
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