The Chinese Zodiac

The zodiac only those westerners born in the year of the dragon or tiger give a shit about.

"I'm a tiger according to the Chinese zodiac, how cool is that?"
"Pretty cool, what sign am I?"
"Let me see... ummm, rat."
"Fuck that shit."

by SliceyAndDicey April 23, 2018

Chinese Finger Trap

When a girl starts to give you head then you ram your foreskin over the girls lips. The harder she pulls away, the tighter your foreskin traps her lips

I gave jacks mum a Chinese finger trap last night

by sukotto88 July 24, 2021

Chinese Dust

Dry hacking cough from smoking weed. The worst dry ones!!!

Or

90 year old chinese guy cum

Dude, I just sucked on chinese dust!!! (Hack hack, cough cough) .

by Monarchballz March 9, 2024

chinese trapeze

Sexual act involving one parter doing a backflip onto the other partners penis while reciting the points of Mao's five year plan.

Did you hear John broke his dick when Beth tried to Chinese Trapeze him? Also the NSA arrested them for treason.

by Shainiqua January 31, 2016

Chinese Whisper

A sexual act which involves 3 or more people Cumming on another individuals ears and mouth and when they are finished they will then whisper flirty quotes into the persons ear and the person will then have to guess what they said along with trying to say it with multiple hot loads in their mouth

"I'm bored and really horny, we should all do a Chinese Whisper on Carl "

by anonymous May 13, 2024

Chinese cheese

Tofu

Let's get the stir fried chinese cheese

by Jagdtiger October 3, 2019

Chinese

What TikTok CEO Shou Zi Chew is

Senator Tom Cotton - “Mr Chew, which continent is Singapore in?”
Shou Chew - “Asia, Senator”
Senator Tom Cotton - “Okay. So which continent is China in, Mr Chew?”
Shou Chew - “Asia, Senator”
Senator Tom Cotton - “So You’re Chinese!!!”

by Sigmaskibidislicer4738383 February 1, 2025