bird-raped

1. Third rate, below average, not pleasant
2. Declining in quality

Lindsey Lohan is really bird-raped as of late.

by Jeff Scags February 23, 2006

turd of a bird

similar to turd muffin; a joking name to call someone.

Jamie: Oh! I just beat you in Rapture!
Dhara: You turd of a bird-not again...

by Jamiest of the Lees November 11, 2006

Bird Doggin'

Like sand baggin but worse. When you unknowingly sand bag a person.

Bro, You've been Bird Doggin' me all night with these pans!

by Soap Sally June 18, 2014

humming bird

An adjective to describe someone's happiness.

James was so humming bird after he got his new car.

by hummingLMAH September 08, 2011

Bird Job

A bird Job is when you cum into someones mouth, they swallow it and then regurgitate the semen back up. Then the person who came licks the vomited cum out of the others mouth. The same way as a bird feeds its babies.

Dude! you like bird job's? That makes you a manrantula!

by Rusty Bottoms, Dick Nipple March 14, 2009

[joe-bird]

stabbing at a public event

I was so upset that she came to the party that I was ready to pull a joe-bird.

by Carson_daniels December 03, 2007

bird turgling

To turgle a bird. Which here means to poke a bird with a stick to the point of violence and or aggression. A technique often administered by the late Steve Irwin.

Not to be mistaken for Turd Burgling.

"Hey Bill how are you going to get rid of those pesky pigeons?"

"Well Bart, I am going to do some bird turgling until they decide to leave".

by Sarodactyl71 November 20, 2013