turd of a bird

similar to turd muffin; a joking name to call someone.

Jamie: Oh! I just beat you in Rapture!
Dhara: You turd of a bird-not again...

by Jamiest of the Lees November 11, 2006

Bird Job

A bird Job is when you cum into someones mouth, they swallow it and then regurgitate the semen back up. Then the person who came licks the vomited cum out of the others mouth. The same way as a bird feeds its babies.

Dude! you like bird job's? That makes you a manrantula!

by Rusty Bottoms, Dick Nipple March 13, 2009

Bird Doggin'

Like sand baggin but worse. When you unknowingly sand bag a person.

Bro, You've been Bird Doggin' me all night with these pans!

by Soap Sally June 18, 2014

humming bird

An adjective to describe someone's happiness.

James was so humming bird after he got his new car.

by hummingLMAH September 8, 2011

bird turgling

To turgle a bird. Which here means to poke a bird with a stick to the point of violence and or aggression. A technique often administered by the late Steve Irwin.

Not to be mistaken for Turd Burgling.

"Hey Bill how are you going to get rid of those pesky pigeons?"

"Well Bart, I am going to do some bird turgling until they decide to leave".

by Sarodactyl71 November 20, 2013

bird on a pad

A woman who in bleeding from her ginny.(Vagina)

"hey babe, wanna kill all humans?"
"i cant I've got my period"
"oh great bird on a pad!"

by khelly May 20, 2008

Adam Bird

Adam bird is the greatest basketball player to ever step foot on thou court. His pure skill causes you to defecate in your draws. When big Adam Bird posts up, the look of him alone will send you into major depressionate constipation that can last for up to 8 boners long.

Although Adam 'Him' Bird has never been scored on, headband Guor is the only chance left.

"Yo is that him!!"
"Yeah bro thats Adam Bird"

by Smittys May 7, 2023