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Minnesota Bacon

The process of which a man gathers all of his nail clippings from the last 12 years and mixing it with straight black tar, creating a dough. It is then slow roasted under nikocado avocado’s Roll #37 section 12 B until a crisp, golden brown. Topped with steaming jizz extracted from an orangutan, served hot and crunchy.
by myskin1issoBlack July 17, 2022
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Bacon

the absolute hottest. If really really good looking than often referred to as sizzling bacon.
Elle: Omg did you see that girl she was so bacon
Brooke: Yes!! I wish i was as bacon as her
by anonymous876491 May 14, 2019
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Bacon

The best thing that has been given to mankind by the gods
mmmm bacon taste good mmm
by SmolivYeah May 15, 2023
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Bitchy bacon guy

me: my bitchy bacon guy!
Wilbur: bagel!
by Elliotisagaymentallyillmessyee January 18, 2024
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bacon

Do you want bacon?
Sure
*unzips pants*
by AboodKiller69 December 20, 2019
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finish the bacon

When there are sexual encounters yet to be finished, and they are very very serious.
man 1: dude I got cockblocked last night
man 2: dude that sucks
man 1: yeah, now I've gotta finish the bacon
by sierynn February 3, 2017
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Makin’ Bacon

1. Earn money.
Commonly used during middle/late 20th century.

Similar to being the “bread winner”.
2. As with any word, can be slang for sex.
1. “I’m makin’ bacon now!” or “I’m bringing home the bacon!” (I’m earning money now).
2. “I’m makin’ bacon” (I’m having sex)
by HappyBurps August 24, 2022
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