Dirty Jones

When a big tough guy chases down a short weak guy and beats him until shit runs down his pants and then the big tough guy wipes shit on his face, resulting in a shit mustache. Then they shit into the weak guys mouth.

It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.

I gave that motherfucker a Dirty Jones.

by Asperger John July 3, 2020

Isaac Jones

Aline Meta

Isaac jones Alien meta

by Ashton's nan aka toby December 12, 2024

may jones

A strange person that is always nagging on and on

Person 1: “ is that may jones over there? “
Person 2: “ oh god yeah, run! “

by Turtle man 4 February 15, 2023

Mark Jones

A gentrified black guy that uses exaggerated slang to remind people of his blackness. Usually a broadcaster or reporter.

“I can’t rock with Jokic bruh. He ain’t saucy like the other goats. He ain’t cookin with fish grease!! Feel me!!??”

Mark Jones

by anonymous June 3, 2023

Junie B Jones

that book series from your local library. she's so fucking annoying- she called the cops because she had to PISS- her quote on quote "emergency" also Caillou's sister.

Junie B Jones is an odd child

by Isaac De Snuts April 24, 2024

Jessica Joan Jones

this is Jessica Joan Jones the most prettiest girl to walk the earth. Jessica Joan Jones has alot of stress right now but things will eveantually get better. but she wouldnt have made it this far without her 3 best friends

"woah bro look at jessica joan jones"
"woah shes so pretty!!!"
"yeh but i heard shes got some stress n loves her 3 mates"
"oh but shes so prettttttttttttttyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by jess+her4bsfs February 17, 2024

Joel Jones

he is cool and white, like vanilla ice cream

hi Joel Jones

by bockandcalltortise July 29, 2025