Someone who is mentally slow or named Alan Alex or loic jk not loic tard means to constantly hit hand against chest
by Defecationnerd April 2, 2019
Get the Tardmug. by poxifide January 18, 2011
Get the bag of tardsmug. by Cheek clapper 123 May 5, 2020
Get the Fuck tardmug. said as one word--duplitard. one who says a word or phrase twice in a row without noticing it.
ex.."ooh i wonder where she got her shirt? possibly at abercrombie and fitch fitch."
ex.."ooh i wonder where she got her shirt? possibly at abercrombie and fitch fitch."
by [heartcore.] August 25, 2009
Get the dupli-tardmug. 
The stupidest person in your group who gets their ass cut by everyone, others think is retarded but actually isn't. Should be used in forms of tard time, where the tard gets slave/noodle minutes for every stupid thing they do (which is usually a lot). A real cabbage patch neck-ass man.
by tyrannosaurusrex2 December 14, 2017
Get the Tardmug. When everyone around knows that the "special" one is responsible for the event that recently occurred, yet someone still manages to defend said "special" person by stating how he/she is too innocent to do such a thing and/or how they have the mind of a child so how could they possibly think of such a thing to do. Also, doing this usually fails, or humiliates the defender.
Jury: *Unanimously* We all agree that (insert name here) is guilty for killing and mangling the woman and her two children.
Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!
Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!
Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
Bystander: Wait a moment, am I not the only one who thinks he/she is innocent? How could such a sweet young man/woman do such a thing? Look, he/she has the mind of a 3-year-old. No 3-year-old has ever done this sort of thing!
Judge: Sir/Madam, sit down, or I will hold you in contempt! No 3-year-old has the body strength of a 450lb gorilla, either!
Man in Jury: He's/She's Pulling the Tard Card!
by H. Peralta November 11, 2012
Get the Pulling the Tard Cardmug.