Driving English

Driving on the wrong side of the road, against traffic. Someone is "Driving English" if they are recklessly driving on the left side of a road in a country which drives on the right. It should be noted that only countries of colonial

English influence (United States excluded) drive on the left side of the road.

Almost got popped by some drunk ass driving english! He didn't even see the median!

Had to swerve off the road yesterday. A fire truck was driving english to avoid a clusterfuck of traffic.

by E_Man_24 June 22, 2021

Flower run/drive

Flower run/drive
delivery of flower or flowers to an individual that has lost a significant other or family member, during the day or night

Guys we have a flower run/drive please remember the flowers and PLEASE no reving have respect guys

by Whosknives June 25, 2021

performance drive

It's like a sex drive, but for performances. One's engagement in performing.

BTS's Jungkook has a crazy performance drive. He's always dancing and singing like the rent is due.

by ggukin4k June 26, 2021

Tarmac the drive

To deficate in one's underwear.
To shit yourself

Hurry up in there luv, I'm about to tarmac the drive

by The Dearth June 29, 2021

drive-by psychiatry

Drive-by psychiatry is when a total stranger (usually not a mental health professional) tries to diagnose you based on your interactions. This is very common on social media and internet comment sections.

To make this online space more inclusive, we ask that members refrain from drive-by psychiatry, especially while arguing with someone you disagree with.

by xxNOxxx July 1, 2021

Drive by

When you skrr skrr ( leave a skid mark ), and pew pew ( shoot your load ) at the same time.

'Damn, he pulled a drive by on me last night and I had to do a whole load of washing after'

by Disappointingraisin July 5, 2021

Driving test

The act of taming a wild car and the slow and steady replacing of each part with a functioning human organ until all that is left is a living breathing car human. Preferably painted red and called Lightening McQueen

Babe, my wheels hurt let me take a break

No the only think I’m braking for is the strip club you glistening little bitch

Your so inconsiderate! Ever since my driving test you’re libido has plummeted

Bitch don’t you see? You may only vroom vroom from now on, you put on too much weight these days it’s like you don’t even try to keep me interested anymore. When I met you, you were a wild and free car with passion and now that I’ve made your life better, now I’ve supplied you with working lungs and a tight pussy, you decide to get fat. Sometimes I regret replacing your air conditioning for a mouth.

by Kittykeeperpussypleaser April 22, 2022