until the bus out

seetil the bus out

until the bus out

by Mr.Andrew January 14, 2009

Hollywood Tour Bus

The act of releasing a bowel movement on top of another bowel movement.

Double Decker
Bismark

It was no surprise that Steve left a Hollywood Tour Bus in the public bathroom after Shannon.

by Frank the Tank 4 August 6, 2011

Bologna Bus to Tuna Town

sexual intercourse - placing the male penis into the female vagina

Sally, when can I drive the Bologna Bus to Tuna Town?

by Esola June 13, 2006

gotta ride the stool bus

an expression to describe the act of defecating. similar to "dropping the cosby kids at the pool"

Bill "What's the rush??"
Dave "I gotta ride the stool bus"
Bill "Don't forget to drop the cosby kids off on your way"
Dave "Planned on it"

by suaverico May 21, 2011

Cool as a school bus fire

A facetious phrase used to explain how uncool a situation really is...

"Hey man, did you hear that Joe got arrested last night?"

"Yeah, that's about as cool as a school bus fire!"

by 1quickcoupe October 25, 2016

Wild and crazy bus sex

Oral sex enjoyed by middle schoolers on class trip. See also bus job

If you have wild and crazy bus sex when you're in middle school, it could lead to this awkward conversation:

Britney: I hate you!
Mike: You didn't always hate me...
Britney: Shut up. That was wild and crazy bus sex. It didn't mean anything.

by snlgirl August 27, 2005

The smartest kid on the short bus

A metaphor for being the best at something that's unimportant or unimpressive. For example: The fastest pitcher who lives at a nursing home is like being the smartest kid on the short bus.

It comes from the special bus designated for retarded people commonly being shorter than the others.

Zack: I'm the best guitar player in town
Me: Whatever, that's like being the smartest kid on the short bus

by Albert_Phish August 8, 2015