december 11

national bully your short friend day

“hey shorty haha” “why are you bullying me” “it’s december 11”

by jajajajajnajdjskaindndjsj December 11, 2020

December 11

Ignore your best friend day

Me:“Its December 11th" my best friend: “so..?”
Me:”...”

by anonymous December 11, 2020

December 11

International shove bananas up yo butt day. Be afraid. your friends are coming for you.

Dude, it's December 11, gotta go buy some bananas *wink*

by thicc_tortilla December 11, 2020

9/11...

GET OFF EARTH NOW

1: Hey, whats the date?

2: 9/11...
1: 💀

by no no no no no no December 12, 2020

iPhone 11

A hob

Do u have a portable hob (iPhone 11)
Ye (takes it out of pocket)

Sick

by NO! December 24, 2020

February 11

National give your phone to your friend day

Rich kid: you have such an old phone

Poor kid: it’s February 11
Rich kid: oh shit gotta run

by anonymous November 9, 2020

November 11

National choke on jello day

Make sure not to eat jello on November 11 or else you will choke

by Sizzlevizzle November 10, 2020