One who puts his head between his ankles while having his thumbs in his ass that hasn't been wiped in 3 days
by Josh Moon September 29, 2017
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noun; An asshole guy that has a tendancy to hurt people's feelings often without noticing or caring. People with this name have generally never had a real girlfriend before, therefore when they get into relationships they have no idea how to act.
People with this name also tend to stick shampoo bottles up their assholes when they're in the shower by themselves.
People with this name also tend to stick shampoo bottles up their assholes when they're in the shower by themselves.
Girl: He never listened to me and left my shampoo bottle covered in shit!
Friend: That's a Zachary for you.
Friend: That's a Zachary for you.
by belladawna September 26, 2010
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his penis is bigga than your Momss
He brings all da lassses to tha yard,
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runs like fucking lightningg x
his penis is bigga than your Momss
He brings all da lassses to tha yard,
He is so sexyxxxxxxxxxx and I LOVE HIM XXXXXXXXXXXXX
I want to lick his six pack and suck off His momxxx
-LoveNicxxxxx
by Nic xxxxxxxxxx July 6, 2011
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Tall, goofy man with little boy issues mostly known as "Slongious" almost looks like Sid the sloth ugly little man boy
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