your mum's tits

Used when decsribing another's mother's mammary glands. Or cancers thereof. It is what it is. Briem.

A: You dropped your keys down the toilet.
B: your mum's tits.

A: Fuck it's cold out today.
B: Your mum's tits.
A: Who cares about my mum's tits? I'm just saying it's cold.
B: Your mum's tits are cold.

A: Your mum's tits.
B: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples.
A: Your mum's tits ... 's nipples. ... 's cancer.

by Donoxian MacGuigan November 11, 2007

Fuck Your Mum

Basically meaning get to fuck.
A retaliation to being slagged off. Insults a person if they are being dickish. There is no comeback to that.

Person 1 - your majorly thick!
Person 2 - Fuck your mum!
Person 1 -......

by Erin Shearer November 10, 2009

Your mum

My sexual lover/partner

I am sleeping with Your mum :)

by sweet and sour king kong balls September 22, 2011

your mum on toast

A humourous elaboration on the famous "your mum" joke - see "your mum"

- "what time is it?"
- "your mum!"
- "your mum on toast!"

by Phinycs November 2, 2005

Suck your mum

A phrase that is used against people telling them to go away

Your such a bitch

Suck your mum

by Arse hole August 5, 2021

Fuck your mum

What I’m doing right now

“Ay yo I’ma fuck your mum and her pussy is wet!”

by Urmumsuckingmydick June 28, 2022

Marshmallow Your Mum

probably a disgusting sex act

i’ll marshmallow your mum

by rat.bstrd August 12, 2020